Beard covers

Beard covers are the VA hospital’s solution to the recent rise in infection rates.

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VA police

VA police take a lot of things seriously — sometimes a little too seriously — but report a suspicious package in your clinic exam room, and their first instinct is to pick the package up and shake it around.

Thank you, officer sir, but if that’s how I expected the package to be inspected, I would have called a toddler.

Skin graft

Jacques-Louis Reverdin, a Swiss surgeon, was the first to successfully perform a skin graft–now referred to as a pinch graft–on a human being, in 1869.

Chief resident

You can do a procedure after having only read about it.

Deadliest animals in U.S.

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The most deadly animals are not alligators, bears, or sharks, but rather bees, wasps, and hornets, causing the most human-related deaths every year in the U.S.

Deplane

When you first witness a passenger get deplaned from a flight, it is an interesting experience. When it happens on two different flights on the same day, you start to wonder if you are possibly a bad luck charm.

Mask

“A face without movement is a mask.”

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